Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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