he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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