god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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