it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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