I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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