I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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