just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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