So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
this hospital has no fireball
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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