this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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