that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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