Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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