i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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