Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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