Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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