Porn is love you can see.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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