Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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