I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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