I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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