I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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