it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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