She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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