he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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