If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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