The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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