That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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