She said her name was "party"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
it's like iHOP with fire
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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