If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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