she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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