Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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