No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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