using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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