Your tits are I can't wait for
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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