I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
false alarm. still invincible.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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