Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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