You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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