Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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