oh god the rape fog is back!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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