Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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