Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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