Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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