Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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