Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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