So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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