I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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