i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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