rhymes with "ouble enetration"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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