do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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