So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
This is the high leading the old right now
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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