Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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