Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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