Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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