I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
vagina is talking i cant
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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