Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
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WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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