Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize
