none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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