There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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